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I Can't Believe It's Not Better by Monica Heisey

Author:Monica Heisey , Date: November 23, 2015 ,Views: 267

I Can't Believe It's Not Better by Monica Heisey

Author:Monica Heisey
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Red Deer Press
Published: 2015-05-28T16:00:00+00:00


What are you *actually* going to say back?

a.“I’m not eating carbs right now… JUST KIDDING, I’m not terrible. See you soon.”

b.Nothing, it’s 7 AM on a Sunday.

c.Oh, hang on, I looked at their website and I probably won’t text back.

d.“haha, yeah. come over? nothing serious, just like, something super low-key would be great.”

Mostly A’s

This text is rhetorical. Do not respond, simply head to Pizzaville.

Mostly B’s

It’s your dad. Text him back, he worries.

Mostly C’s

This is a spam account and they are not for real offering you a cruise. Do not text back.



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